Oscar Wilde? I shit him.

By MrBlackett, on April 28th, 2009%

My dad has been hired to move the couple at the end of the street. He’s a meek coward who hangs around pub doorways asking anyone going in or out for spare cash. She’s an alcoholic ex-hooker that was probably stunning in her twenties but twenty-five years on the game has not rendered her . . . → Read More: Oscar Wilde? I shit him.

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Hundreds of thousands complain to BBC about the plot of BBC News 24

By MrBlackett, on April 7th, 2009%

Tonight, the BBC was inundated with complaints after the simmering sexual tension between Matthew Amroliwala and Louise Minchin was interrupted by news of the Italian earthquake.

Relations between the two presenters appeared to reach fever pitch when news suddenly broke of a boring old earthquake in the far away land.

A Facebook group named . . . → Read More: Hundreds of thousands complain to BBC about the plot of BBC News 24

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What?

This is my blog. I pay for it. It is mine. Just because it's freely available on the internet and you can leave comments doesn't mean you can act like a cunt. You can swear as much as you like but if you abuse or threaten, I'll make Cerberus look like a fucking Andrex puppy - with three heads.