Tag Archives: football

A sense of doom in Darlington

/sigh “And yet, as the doom-mongers point out, the Blue Square Premier is littered with clubs bigger than Darlington who have gone down and struggled to return. Chester showed this year that there is still a long way down before a club could have been said to have “bottomed out” with demotion from the League. …

3 May, 2010 – 1:26 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in football | Tagged , | Comments (2)

Wayne Rooney appears in a smashed knee

Take a look at Wayne Roo-knee He’s also appeared as a potato in a grocers in Shildon.

23 April, 2010 – 5:25 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in football | Tagged , , , | Comments (0)

And the winner is…

Me, natch.

3 June, 2009 – 6:24 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in football | Tagged | Comments (3)

Scientists discover the centre of the Universe

Scientists around the world have called an emergency conference tomorrow following the shocking discovery that the centre of the Universe not only exists but is right here on Earth.

7 May, 2009 – 2:36 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in knobbers, stories | Tagged , , , , | Comments (0)

El Grand Clasico liveblog

I’ve been watching Spanish football since 2003. I’m not too proud to admit that I was originally just rubbernecking to see whether Beckham would fuck up after leaving Man United. What’s kept me watching is a league that, while not as quick as English football, is about three times more mental. When was the last …

2 May, 2009 – 6:29 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in football | Tagged , , | Comments (2)