About three weeks ago I decided to reopen my Facebook account. I prefer Twitter but hardly any of my Facebook (read: real) friends use it and I felt I was losing touch with them. It was a decision I struggled with and, in the end, left the decision to a ‘whoever replies first decides’ tweet. I’d forgotten just how fucking awful it is. Maybe it’s just that I cavort with imbeciles, I dunno, but every day I check my page and every day I suppress the urge to destroy all sentient life within a five mile radius. So I’m having a friend cull. I won’t literally be culling Facebook ‘friends’ – even though that would be fucking hilarious – but I will be clicking a few ‘Remove connection’ buttons if you belong to one of the following groups and/or commit one of the following crimes over the next week. . . . → Read More: Friend Cull