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showQuotation();</description><generator>Tumblr (mrblackett)</generator><item><title>George Lucas' Indiana aliens</title><description>George Lucas' Indiana aliens: Reminds me of this. 

If that didn’t make sense, watch this and...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/35004909</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/35004909</guid><pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 10:52:47 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>London supermarket secretly photographs alcohol/cigarette buyers, wants national database</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boingboing.net/2008/05/14/london-supermarket-s.html"&gt;London supermarket secretly photographs alcohol/cigarette buyers, wants national database&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34778413</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34778413</guid><pubDate>Wed, 14 May 2008 14:04:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Sightseeing in Liberty City - a set on Flickr</title><description>Sightseeing in Liberty City - a set on Flickr: My last mention of GTA 4.</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34693621</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34693621</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 20:30:21 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>stop</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.jesusandmo.net/2008/05/13/stop/"&gt;stop&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34690115</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34690115</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 19:51:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>230 miles of love</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.230milesoflove.com/"&gt;230 miles of love&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34646147</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34646147</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 12:17:40 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>The Phantom Message Optical Illusion</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/13/the-phantom-message-optical-illusion/"&gt;The Phantom Message Optical Illusion&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34639280</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34639280</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:52:24 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Fuck You</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.boners.com/grub/805626.html"&gt;Fuck You&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34636894</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34636894</guid><pubDate>Tue, 13 May 2008 10:21:40 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Charlie Brooker on reviewing videogames </title><description>Charlie Brooker on reviewing videogames : And it is a masterpiece.</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34577913</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34577913</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 21:27:31 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>CERN Podcast |   Kevin Eldon and Simon Munnery    </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cernpodcast.com/?p=14"&gt;CERN Podcast |   Kevin Eldon and Simon Munnery    &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34575852</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34575852</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 21:02:01 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>CERN Podcast |   Chris Morris    </title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.cernpodcast.com/?p=43"&gt;CERN Podcast |   Chris Morris    &lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34575428</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34575428</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:57:54 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention “war hero”?) John McCain</title><description>Things younger than Republican Presidential candidate (oh, and did I forget to mention “war hero”?)...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34572939</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34572939</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:27:50 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Father 'killed son in chips row'</title><description>Father 'killed son in chips row': Of course it’s extremely tragic but I can’t resist a...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34570903</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34570903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 20:05:25 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Sky Sports artificially hypes Cristiano Ronaldo</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/2008/05/stop_the_press.html"&gt;Sky Sports artificially hypes Cristiano Ronaldo&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34539046</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34539046</guid><pubDate>Mon, 12 May 2008 14:46:57 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of balance.

You can get it on DVD for...</title><description>&lt;embed style="width:400px; height:300px;" id="VideoPlayback" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://video.google.com/googleplayer.swf?docId=5539613947839465921" flashvars=""&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of balance.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;You can get it on DVD for about six pence but fuck it. I have it on my website. Eat that, bitches.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34455493</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34455493</guid><pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 19:18:43 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Teens Used Skull As Bong</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0509081corpse1.html"&gt;Teens Used Skull As Bong&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34321226</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34321226</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 10:34:39 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Sonny J : Handsfree (If You Hold My Hand)

I just woke up,...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d4L4hiSHNw"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4d4L4hiSHNw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sonny J : Handsfree (If You Hold My Hand)&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;I just woke up, switched on Soccer AM and this was playing over the Championship goals. Those of you that pay attention to the Hit Parade are probably sick of hearing it but it’s new to me.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;So there.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34318118</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34318118</guid><pubDate>Sat, 10 May 2008 09:46:00 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>'Donnie Darko' sequel in the works</title><description>'Donnie Darko' sequel in the works: I liked Donnie Darko. I didn’t get the throbbing erection...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34266480</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34266480</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 21:20:02 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Ubuntu</title><description>Ubuntu: After a lot of umm-ing and ahh-ing I’ve finally got round to installing Ubuntu on my...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34224606</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34224606</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 13:52:53 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Scientists warn Smith over cannabis reclassification</title><description>Scientists warn Smith over cannabis reclassification: “Where there is a clear and serious...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34170030</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34170030</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 00:31:21 +0100</pubDate></item><item><title>Grand Theft Auto IV Hits Stores | The Onion</title><description>Grand Theft Auto IV Hits Stores | The Onion: Play.com finally delivered my pre-ordered copy...</description><link>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34047474</link><guid>http://mrblackett.co.uk/post/34047474</guid><pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 22:23:24 +0100</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
