If anyone knows Louise Minchin…

…tell her that the internet wants:

louise minchin tits louise minchin breasts louise minchin bbc news louise minchin daily mail news paper – louise minchin fuckable louise minchin louise minchin bbc tits louise minchin cunt louise minchin forum louise minchin fuck louise minchin kids louise minchin photo louise minchin slut louise minchin swear louise . . . → Read More: If anyone knows Louise Minchin…

Mr Bee v Mr B….lackett

I’m lying in bed with my laptop on my stomach. Ten minutes ago I was dreaming that I was having a vasectomy. Strike that image from your mind immediately. It’s too distressing and has no relevance.

I was stirred from my dream 9 minutes and 30 seconds ago by the sound of a bee . . . → Read More: Mr Bee v Mr B….lackett

Clutchy Hopkins

No doubt I’m about five or six years behind everyone else but I’ve just found him via Gilles Peterson. No-one knows who he is but plenty are guessing. I haven’t a clue but his music is perfectly suited for my brain.

Enjoy

Official site: Clutchy . . . → Read More: Clutchy Hopkins

The trustworthiness of beards

The trustworthiness of beards

The fine mutton chops I’m cultivating are less trustworthy than the chin strap but more than the neck beard.

Is this really the most trustworthy beard though?

The most trustworthy beard?

Is the full beard the most trustworthy beard?

Yes . . . → Read More: The trustworthiness of beards

Racism Awareness Centre

Your Old Crap Website – BNP

I’m only posting this for one joke. The rest of the site is great but that loud cackle the North of England just heard was me laughing at Racism Awareness Centre.

Run, Jack Straw and Jerry Dammers! It’s BNP Horse!

From the damaged brain slop of savechristianityinuk:

The LibLabCon fat cats are powerless to resist the BNP horse. POWERLESS I TELL YOU!

Camerwrong is a shite name but…

Wayne Rooney appears in a smashed knee

Take a look at Wayne Roo-knee

He’s also appeared as a potato in a grocers in Shildon.

Johann Hari on the leaders debates

The forces that have been blocking British democracy are becoming visible in this election

“The reaction of the right-wing press to briefly losing the ability to frame how politicians address the public has been a frenzied panic worthy of Basil Fawlty. They have “revealed” Clegg is a paedophile-cuddling, Gaddafi-licking foreigner and crook . . . → Read More: Johann Hari on the leaders debates

Holiday fun with racism

British family sparks race case after telling U.S. hotel: ‘We don’t want to be served by a black person’

The Daily Mail comment cowards don’t fail to disappoint:

“As a customer paying £200 a night I think it’s perfectly acceptable to have such requests. They could equely have said they didn’t want . . . → Read More: Holiday fun with racism

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