Thu 23
Chimp on a Segway

There comes a time in every man’s life when he realises that he’s peaked. He will never see or do anything better than that which he has already seen or done.

Today I came to this realisation. I will never see anything this awesome in my life.
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Nostalgia 77 Octet's beatnik "jazz jihad," interview with Russell Porter (music)
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A 74-YEAR-OLD JAPANESE PORN STAR
Wed 22
'Stayin' Alive' could help save lives
Sat 18
Akira on blu-ray A worthy Me-Fi post simply for the link to the Akira soundtrack. As far as I’m concerned the only soundtrack worthy of being mentioned in the same paragraph is The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
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The other man on the podium
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Tanya Robinson: (Still) Topless In 2009

I worked on the same team as this girl but on the opposite rotation. I only spoke to her a couple of times and that was mainly to say congratulations on winning the High Street Honeys award. She was nice enough and startlingly beautiful in the flesh.

The last thing she asked me before she left Orange to get her tits out in Zoo magazine was why I had a crate of Felix cat food.

I said I was very hungry. Even though it was very witty, she didn’t have sex with me.
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Soderbergh casts porn star as lead in The Girlfriend Experience
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Opportunity Cost of George W. Bush and 10 Trillion Dollars
Wed 15
Two sugars rule after school ban

I find it strange that any sugar is allowed in tea. It’s well known fact that sugar in tea denotes paedophilia.

It’s a school people! Think of the children!
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Outcry in Argentina as Rosario Central president threatens to kill team
Tue 14
Countdown becomes the best TV programme ever
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I made you another mixtape

I was going to make some effort to make a proper DJ mix but my hard drive is 99% full (no exaggeration) and Logic is a cunt.

Support the artists and blah, blah, blah.
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Don't Shoot the Puppy