Tue 5
Robert DeNiro imagines he’s elmo! (via bazblack)
Sun 3
[exclusive] Over 400 forms used by the National Security Agency

Not dead.

Housesitting.

Two weeks left.
Tue 29
Dolphins Identify Themselves with Names - But do they gossip?
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And the sportsman with the greatest name EVER is…
Sun 27
Sam Raimi Confirms Evil Dead 4
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Howard Marks walks the borderlands of Pakistan and Afghanistan
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Jessie Spano Caffeine Pill Freakout! (via dan182)
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ZombieHarmony - One of the Best Free Dating Sites for Zombies
Fri 25
May I present to you…

Well I laughed like a twat.

So what if you didn’t? Who’s the funny one in this relationship. Me. Exactly.

Now fuck off.
Thu 24
The Two Tom Waitses
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Sophisticated Cooling Apparatus
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Why is a 99p price tag so attractive?

Allow me to address the elephant in the room.

It’s because people are fucking stupid.
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shut up and google it
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Russian authorities 'may ban emos'

That’s Russia ‘the democracy’, not the Cold War Communist enemy of the USA.

Just in case your slightly confused by this news.