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Tweets

• Watching the IPL on ITV4. Lionel Richie is doing the opening ceremony. I have a large bottle of cheap cider. This is living. posted 22 hours ago
• Just played Bayonetta. I feel like all of my cells have exploded. posted 1 day ago
• Thanks to The Guardian for giving me the mental image of Clarissa Dickson Wright shitting on Gillian McKeith's chest this morning. posted 1 week ago
• Someone tell Andy Townsend he's in no position to tell Capello what he should do about anything. posted 1 week ago
• I have a new mouse. It has a glowing blue mouse wheel. I'm so happy I could explode. Pathetic, I know. posted 1 week ago
• Watch to the end. http://youtu.be/2k1gu-OAgV4 posted 1 week ago
• There are few things that make me want to close off all connections with human society than an argument over which is better: PS3 or 360. posted 1 week ago
• Don't really fancy watching this match any more. It's a bit gloomy since Ramsey's leg came off. posted 1 week ago
• Tofu for tea or should I just kill myself? posted 1 week ago

Categories

• brainfart
• detritus
• moving things
• mr b's hot link injection
• operation seagull
• ranting
• stuff what I writed
• stuff what my friends done
• sunday music video extravaganza
• world domination

Recent Posts

• It’s like ITN but EXTREME!!!!!
• Leadbelly
• Mingus Solo Bass
• Wrongtom – Old Ghosts
• Margaret Green beats the fuck out of an old racist. Bliss.

Archives

• February 2010
• January 2010
• December 2009
• November 2009
• July 2009
• June 2009
• May 2009
• April 2009

Baby needs booze

• Mr Blackett’s Shameless Whoring It’s either this or contextual ads for stuff I don’t endorse.

Bloggery

• Andrew Collins Not Richard Herring
• Bad Science Ben Goldacre
• Bloggerheads Tim Ireland
• Blogging the Mail Ronseal
• Chewing Pixels Simon Parkin
• Dotmund Man, alive.
• Electric Interfunt Haggis-munching, skirt-wearing savage
• Enemies Of Reason Anton Vowl
• Graham Linehan Wrote Father Ted. That’s good enough for me.
• Heresy Corner Heresy…in a corner
• Johann Hari Anyone that gets called a cunt by Busted is alright with me.
• Kottke Home of fine hypertext products
• Richard Herring Not Stewart Lee.
• The Bijou Raconteur Some dodgy tart I found scavenging for food in the bins behind my house.
• TwoHundredPercent Sexball blog. Never conventional. Always engaging.

Cognisance

• Beeb Evil commies
• Daily Express Owned by a pornographer and Mafia enthusiast
• Daily Mail Racist, homophobic rag that will be first against the wall when the revolution comes
• Daily MIrror Pointless
• Daily Telegraph Yawn
• Guardian Liberal homosexuals
• Independent Unwashed lefties
• Indymedia Marxist terrorists
• Media Lens Stalin lovers
• Northern Echo Darlo’s local rag. The newspaper equivalent to Belgium. It exists but no-one cares.
• The Sun Hideous. Just fucking hideous
• The Times The Times….online

Funnies

• Doug Stanhope Not Bill Hicks
• Jesus & Mo Blasphemy
• Scaryduck Not scary, not a duck
• Speak You’re Branes The best/worst of Auntie’s Have Your Say discussion forum
• The Daily Mash Mash, every single day.

Musicals

• DJ Darts Sounsd like Tarts, Hearts and Bumbaclaht
• Illegal Beagle Not a beagle. Completely illegal.
• Last.fm I’ve been listening to…
• Mr Trick & Wrongtom Rare/obscure records from irritating bloke and his more interesting mate.
• Slutty Fringe Musics and nice bangs
• Stem Incrediblyyyyyyyyyyy nice.
• Totally Fuzzy MP3 blog aggregator
• Wrongtom DJ/Producer/Tea Enthusiast/Film Ponce/Gentleman.
• Zen DJ aka Chris P Pancake

Talkies

• Collings and Herrin Collins and Herring
• Guardian Football Weekly Association Football
• Little Atoms
• The Sound of Young America Comedy and hip-hop interviews
• This American Life Ira Glass can have me if he wants.