So I’m in a band and we’ve been struggling to come up with a name. We have two ideas, one of them mine and the other Sam’s. I’m trying to build up as much evidence to prove that mine is the best so thought a quick poll would make my case that much more watertight.
Thanks for making me feel like a complete cunt for yelling at some poor girl at the end of her shift all because your fuckwitted system refuses to accept my credit card details because there was a backslash in my address. The same rogue backslash that’s been in my address since 2003 and never created …
Don’t bother. You fuck up all the changes you’ve made and end up with this fucking abortion. Computers are shit. edit – The new theme is more configurable and – well – better. It’s a blessing in disguise albeit a ‘Boris-Johnson-with-a-tube-of-KY-and-a-rubber-fist’-disguise.
WORKING IN A CALL CENTRE IS JUST AWFUL, SAY EXPERTS “The common factors were the overwhelming sense of human tragedy and the stench of putrefying souls. Not all the workers were despairing, but those who weren’t were without exception unbelievably fucking annoying.” I worked in one for six years and every one of those years …
I get lots of comment spam which – thanks to Akismet – you never see. Anyone who is familiar with WordPress knows what I’m talking about. I just found this in my Spam approval box. “Is it possible to be allergic to water?” Cosmic…
The Chicken Parmesan – or Parmo for those that struggle with foreign words of more than two syllables – is the staple diet of drunken revellers in the Teeside area. Invented by an American army chef who re-located to Teeside after the Second World War, it consists of a flattened chicken breast, deep-fried in a …
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I’m lying in bed with my laptop on my stomach. Ten minutes ago I was dreaming that I was having a vasectomy. Strike that image from your mind immediately. It’s too distressing and has no relevance. I was stirred from my dream 9 minutes and 30 seconds ago by the sound of a bee in …
I’m rejiggering the site to prepare for my self-imposed exile from Facebook. I knew it was a bad idea. It took up most of my time then they decided to sell all my info to third-parties and let them keep it indefinitely. I’m still trying to get a coherent idea of what the site will …