“We’re going to have this massive football stadium and we’re going to stick Ray Winstone in it. The stadium is also a transformer that ‘transforms’ into the Bet365 logo.”
“Here’s half a million pounds.”
Yesterday I got the news that The Forum Music Centre is to close at the end of August. From what I can gather, previously agreed council funding has been pulled which, in turn, has put the skids on a second grant from One North East. I don’t know if the funding was pulled because of wider cutbacks from our beloved, barely-elected coalition government but it seems bit too much of a coincidence that a grant that was on the table suddenly isn’t post-emergency budget.
Last night a car carrying Nelson Mandela’s 13-year-old great-granddaughter, Zenani, crashed while taking her home from a concert. Zenani was tragically killed and the driver arrested on drink-driving charges. As a result the already-frail Mandela decided not to attend the World Cup Open Ceremony.
So, what do the Daily Mail comment monkeys think of this?
A “friend” of mine was so pitifully ordinary that he knew the only way he’d be remembered by humanity would be by murdering a vulnerable woman. He claimed he had eaten parts of the body, collected serial killer literature and wrote plenty of excruciatingly bad poetry. He still refuses to say where the rest of …
A juxtaposition of God and the human brain “At the age of 17 he began dissecting corpses from the church graveyard. Between the years 1508 and 1512 he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome. Michelangelo Buonarroti—known by his first name the world over as the singular artistic genius, sculptor and architect—was also …
(via Openbook) “EVRYBODY GET THIS ENGLAND FLAG UP AS THER PROFILE PIC IN PROTEST AGAINST ALL THEM CHEEKY FUCKIN TWATS WHO ARNT ENGLISH BUT LIVE IN OUR COUNTRY BUT ARE MOANIN ABOUT THESE FLAGS GETTIN SOLD COS IT OFFENDS THERE RELIGION!!! CHEEKY TWATS!!!! AM NOT RACIST BUT ITS OUR COUNTRY AN IF THEM CURRY MUNCHERS …
Jedward “remix” the Shake ‘n’ Vac ad jingle.
How To Spot A Masturbator “To help turn the tide on this crisis, it’s important for parents and work supervisors to be able to spot a chronic or even just a casual masturbator in their midst. Maternal wisdom has long stated that oversleeping, locked doors, avoiding eye contact, messy beds, fear of clean underwear, long …