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In which I lose my temper and rant incoherently at the bank

Dear Christopher Dunn (or the poor sap that copies and pastes standard paragraphs from an MS Word document on behalf of Christopher Dunn) “Please note that the Bank has now introduced an annual review of all our customer’€™s formal limits. This provides us and you with the opportunity to consider whether your formal limit is still [ READ MORE ]

Saturday Night

This is what I did with my Saturday night. It’s an automated collation of everything I tweet, post here, bookmark or share in Google Reader. It’s for those of you who like Tumblr or a single RSS feed. I’m so fucking ashamed. Someone pass me some drugs, please. [ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – Rebels

Rebels[ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – I’m a big boy!

I've intimidated people twice today. [ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – Smile!

I was just flicking through my feeds when I came across this picture of Gordon Brown smiling[ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – Phil Spector

I set off on my travels this morning, set my iPod to ’shuffle’ and the first song to play was ‘Then He Kissed Me’ by The Crystals. Not only is it a strange coincidence but it made me wonder whether people would view Phil Spector’s music in the same way that they view Gary Glitter’s [ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – Bag For Life

Packing all your shopping into normal plastic bags, then stuffing those bags into one big ‘bag for life’, surely defeats the object of having a ‘bag for life’. [ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – Easter

Even though I’m a 29 year-old athiest that makes Dawkins look like the Archbishop of Canterbury, I’m disappointed that I haven’t got any Easter eggs. [ READ MORE ]

Brainfart – CCTV

Why is it that whenever we need CCTV cameras, they either don’t work, or they’re pointing in the wrong direction? [ READ MORE ]

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