Flying Lotus – Heave (n)

As always I’m really late to the party on this one but Flying Lotus is producing the most exciting music I’m hearing at the moment. This is an out-take from his new album.

(via Stereogum)

Pixel – A pixel art documentary

(via Waxy)

I’m not racist but…

(via Openbook)

“EVRYBODY GET THIS ENGLAND FLAG UP AS THER PROFILE PIC IN PROTEST AGAINST ALL THEM CHEEKY FUCKIN TWATS WHO ARNT ENGLISH BUT LIVE IN OUR COUNTRY BUT ARE MOANIN ABOUT THESE FLAGS GETTIN SOLD COS IT OFFENDS THERE RELIGION!!! CHEEKY TWATS!!!! AM NOT RACIST BUT ITS OUR COUNTRY AN . . . → Read More: I’m not racist but…

The decline of Western civilisation in 2 minutes

Jedward “remix” the Shake ‘n’ Vac ad jingle.

The Daily Mash on Call Centres

WORKING IN A CALL CENTRE IS JUST AWFUL, SAY EXPERTS

“The common factors were the overwhelming sense of human tragedy and the stench of putrefying souls. Not all the workers were despairing, but those who weren’t were without exception unbelievably fucking annoying.”

I worked in one for six years and every one of . . . → Read More: The Daily Mash on Call Centres

Iron Sky

Is this close to the excellence levels of the Kick Ass trailer? It’s got Nazis from outer space so…yeah.

(via)

From my comment spam

I get lots of comment spam which – thanks to Akismet – you never see. Anyone who is familiar with WordPress knows what I’m talking about.

I just found this in my Spam approval box.

“Is it possible to be allergic to water?”

Cosmic…

Akala

Fucking hell. Does he even inhale during this?

(via Reddit)

Phantastron All Vacuum Tube Synthesizer

They the route to a man’s heart is through his stomach. LIES! The way to man’s heart is through synthesisers and any man that tells you differently isn’t really a man.

Buy me one or I bomb your airport.

(via . . . → Read More: Phantastron All Vacuum Tube Synthesizer

Portal is free

Holy fucking shit!

No, really. Until 24th May you can get one of the best games of the past five years for a grand total of fuck all. All to celebrate Steam coming out for Macs. Don’t have a Mac? Doesn’t matter. It’s free for PC too.

Valve. You can . . . → Read More: Portal is free

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