Dear Paypal

Thanks for making me feel like a complete cunt for yelling at some poor girl at the end of her shift all because your fuckwitted system refuses to accept my credit card details because there was a backslash in my address. The same rogue backslash that’s been in my address since 2003 and never . . . → Read More: Dear Paypal

Hypnotic Brass Ensemble – War

I heard these guys mentioned – but not played – twice in the same week (on Gilles Peterson and the Craig Charles Funk & Soul Show) so decided to check them out for myself. They’re a nine-piece from Chicago and eight members are sons of Phil Cohran, trumpet player with the Sun Ra Arkestra.

They’re fucking amazing. I wish I had a brass section…

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The Sprinkler Rainbow Conspiracy

WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

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Updating your WordPress theme.

Don’t bother. You fuck up all the changes you’ve made and end up with this fucking abortion. Computers are shit.

edit – The new theme is more configurable and – well – better. It’s a blessing in disguise albeit a ‘Boris-Johnson-with-a-tube-of-KY-and-a-rubber-fist’-disguise.

Peter Simon breaks your mind

I know it’ll drive you mental if I don’t tell you. You remember him from Going Live.

(via Watch With Mothers)

On the Bradford and Cumbria murders

A “friend” of mine was so pitifully ordinary that he knew the only way he’d be remembered by humanity would be by murdering a vulnerable woman. He claimed he had eaten parts of the body, collected serial killer literature and wrote plenty of excruciatingly bad poetry. He still refuses to say where the . . . → Read More: On the Bradford and Cumbria murders

The Seaside Song

I just found this perusing Soundcloud. It was brought to my attention by local Hardcore Producer/DJ and unbelievably nice man, Darts.

I didn’t think anything would top the first vocal line but it really does build into something wonderful. Enjoy

The Seaside Song by Davehat . . . → Read More: The Seaside Song

Avatar Days

You’ll be glad to know that this has fuck all to do with the James Cameron film. It’s a four-minute short about four men and their World of Warcraft characters. I personally have no interest in World of Warcraft and have yelled at people who’ve had the gall to suggest otherwise (you know who . . . → Read More: Avatar Days

Michelangelo’s secret message in the Sistine Chapel

A juxtaposition of God and the human brain

“At the age of 17 he began dissecting corpses from the church graveyard. Between the years 1508 and 1512 he painted the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in Rome. Michelangelo Buonarroti—known by his first name the world over as the singular artistic genius, . . . → Read More: Michelangelo’s secret message in the Sistine Chapel

Christ Ian

After sharing Akala’s video last week, I didn’t think it was likely that I’d find anything to top it for a while. I didn’t count on Christ Ian, who not only has get-fresh flow, but can freestyle WHILST STANDING ON HIS HEAD.

I’d like to invite the hip-hop to end. This is . . . → Read More: Christ Ian

What?

This is my blog. I pay for it. It is mine. Just because it's freely available on the internet and you can leave comments doesn't mean you can act like a cunt. You can swear as much as you like but if you abuse or threaten, I'll make Cerberus look like a fucking Andrex puppy - with three heads.