Author Archives: MrBlackett

Non-violent Street Fighter

As you all know Street Fighter 4 is the greatest video game ever made and anyone that disagrees definitely has sex with small furry animals. That said, there’s no getting away from the fact that the main objective is to kick the shit out of your opponent until they can’t continue.

2 September, 2010 – 3:02 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in games, video, video games | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Meeting with the Marketers – Bet 365

“We’re going to have this massive football stadium and we’re going to stick Ray Winstone in it. The stadium is also a transformer that ‘transforms’ into the Bet365 logo.”

“Here’s half a million pounds.”

29 August, 2010 – 8:58 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in media cuntery | Tagged | Comments (0)

I think this is what they refer to as a “large one”.

It was labelled on Reddit as “Japan’s lucky we didnt drop this on Hiroshima”. Just make sure your speakers/ears can handle it.

28 August, 2010 – 12:55 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in music, video | Tagged | Comments (0)

Zappa plays Zappa

I’m more of a bass player these days but I still know a mad setup when I see one.

26 August, 2010 – 6:18 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in music, video | Comments (0)

Twitter, Pakistan, Cats, Wheelie Bins and a Clever Cunt’s Stupid Joke

(Apologies in advance if this is in any way self-indulgent or arrogant. I’m only writing it down to work out what just happened) There’s a good chance that if you’re reading this now, you’ve arrived from Twitter, Facebook or you’ve been googling for Louise Minchin’s tits. It isn’t a popular site and I make no …

24 August, 2010 – 10:01 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in stories | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

The Art of Team Fortress 2

As I mentioned last week, I’ve become a bit obsessed with Team Fortress 2. Like all of my little obsessions, I’ve been spending far too much time scouring the tubes to learn as much as I can about it. TF2 has a vibrant community so there’s a lot to keep me amused. There is a shitload of embarrassing toss out there. For every one of these, there’s ten of these.

20 August, 2010 – 3:39 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in games, video games | Tagged | Comments (0)

Who wants to see a cat playing a Theramin?

Everybody!

20 August, 2010 – 11:52 am | By MrBlackett | Posted in geek humour, music, video | Tagged | Comments (0)

J. BIEBZ – U SMILE 800% SLOWER

Simply using the term ‘Justin Bieber’ leaves me open to all kinds of spam, hatred and tube-related unpleasantness but I think this is worth it.

The fine piece of ambient embedded below is, in fact, the teen-pop boy/girl sensation’s U Smile slowed down 800%.

17 August, 2010 – 6:03 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in music | Tagged | Comments (0)

This is Rawberry!

Since my dearly beloved’s GPU exploded, I’ve found myself playing an unprecedented amount of Team Fortress 2. I’m not one for online games normally as I detest other people but, because there’s no requirement to talk, I’ve manage to pour over two whole days of my very own actual human life into it.

15 August, 2010 – 1:02 am | By MrBlackett | Posted in games, video, video games | Tagged , , | Comments (0)

Weed at a concert!?

(via Reddit.com/r/trees)

11 August, 2010 – 11:43 pm | By MrBlackett | Posted in law, music, older posts | Tagged , | Comments (0)