Author Archive

It’s like ITN but EXTREME!!!!!

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Leadbelly

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Mingus Solo Bass

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Wrongtom – Old Ghosts

I’ve just completed playthrough one of DJ/producer/tea enthusiast/gentleman Wrongtom’s Old Ghosts compilation. I’ve dusted off the tapes, fired up the DAT player and selected some favourites from the pile which cover a calvacade of styles from synth-led hip hop to freeform jazz and even a bit of what I probably shouldn’t describe as proto dubstep [ READ MORE ]

Margaret Green beats the fuck out of an old racist. Bliss.

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Kick Ass

Initially terrifying (Nic Cage! Arrrrgh!) but manages to turn into the best trailer you’ve ever seen. The film can’t possibly be this good. [ READ MORE ]

Cone

It’s difficult to explain how much joy this has brought to the world. Obviously everyone that saw it laughed. The miserable cunt has since taken it off his roof but not before I took a picture and posted it on my website. [ READ MORE ]

Full Circle

A friend of mine, who I haven’t seen for fucking ages, has been published in Mslexia. Here she is. This is her blog. Give her some love…or money…or photos of your genitals. [ READ MORE ]

In which I lose my temper and rant incoherently at the bank

Dear Christopher Dunn (or the poor sap that copies and pastes standard paragraphs from an MS Word document on behalf of Christopher Dunn) “Please note that the Bank has now introduced an annual review of all our customer’€™s formal limits. This provides us and you with the opportunity to consider whether your formal limit is still [ READ MORE ]

Operation Seagull Phase One – Half Past Dead

At approximately 10pm tonight I will commence my liveblogging of Steven Seagal's 2002 masterpiece Half Past Dead[ READ MORE ]

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