Smile!

I was just flicking through my feeds when I came across this picture of Gordon Brown smiling . . . → Read More: Smile!

Scientists discover the centre of the Universe

Scientists around the world have called an emergency conference tomorrow following the shocking discovery that the centre of the Universe not only exists but is right here on Earth. . . . → Read More: Scientists discover the centre of the Universe

Etienne De Crecy

Is there anyone out there that doesn’t like French house? Anyone? Didn’t think so. . . . → Read More: Etienne De Crecy

El Grand Clasico liveblog

I’ve been watching Spanish football since 2003. I’m not too proud to admit that I was originally just rubbernecking to see whether Beckham would fuck up after leaving Man United. What’s kept me watching is a league that, while not as quick as English football, is about three times more mental. When was the . . . → Read More: El Grand Clasico liveblog

Hello Dave.

This is quite old. Not sure why it made me laugh out loud. I don’t even like the League of Gentlemen that much. I’m more of a League Against Tedium man.

New Deal

Some of you who know me, and one or two who stalk me, may be aware that I’m currently unemployed. In the Summer of 2006 I came into some money and decided to take a break from employment. I had a decent job at Orange, testing systems, identifying faults and other general IT monkey . . . → Read More: New Deal

What?

This is my blog. I pay for it. It is mine. Just because it's freely available on the internet and you can leave comments doesn't mean you can act like a cunt. You can swear as much as you like but if you abuse or threaten, I'll make Cerberus look like a fucking Andrex puppy - with three heads.