In which I lose my temper and rant incoherently at the bank

Dear Christopher Dunn (or the poor sap that copies and pastes standard paragraphs from an MS Word document on behalf of Christopher Dunn) . . . → Read More: In which I lose my temper and rant incoherently at the bank

What?

This is my blog. I pay for it. It is mine. Just because it's freely available on the internet and you can leave comments doesn't mean you can act like a cunt. You can swear as much as you like but if you abuse or threaten, I'll make Cerberus look like a fucking Andrex puppy - with three heads.