Mr Blackett’s Multi-directional Idiot Death Ray
As you may already know, my quest for world domination is not going as planned. I’d expected to be Supreme Commander of Earth by now but, would you believe it, I’m not quite there yet.
To speed things up a bit, the science division has been sent the following blueprint for an all new, fascist-seeking, plutonium-powered laser gun that I shall use to free you all from tyranny (then totally not replace it with my own tyrannical regime, I fucking swear).
It should be completed by Friday. While you all wait, help fight the good fight by signing this.

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