UK Warriors!

Get down, get down. . . . → Read More: UK Warriors!

Happiness is…

…penis . . . → Read More: Happiness is…

Sissons!

So Sissons is retiring. Now could be a good time to air his finest moment. . . . → Read More: Sissons!

Mr Blackett’s Multi-directional Idiot Death Ray

As you may already know, my quest for world domination is not going as planned. I’d expected to be Supreme Commander of Earth by now but, would you believe it, I’m not quite there yet. . . . → Read More: Mr Blackett’s Multi-directional Idiot Death Ray

Ant on a turntable!

In light of some sad news and some downright fucking horrifying news, I’d like to remind myself and some of you that life is sometimes so completely and utterly beautiful that you feel like your heart is going to burst inside your chest. . . . → Read More: Ant on a turntable!

Jools Holland & Lee ‘Scratch’ Perry

Here’s the greatest video of anything ever and ever, Amen.

And the winner is…

Me, natch. . . . → Read More: And the winner is…

I’m a big man!

I’ve intimidated people twice today. . . . → Read More: I’m a big man!

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