I was just flicking through my feeds when I came across this picture of Gordon Brown smiling
After I mopped up, I started to wonder how I could make my face do the same. This was as close as I could manage:
Cor, you shhhhhexy beast, you. If I could kiss my own face I would. The problem is, this isn’t my natural smile. This is a grimace. It hurt the muscles in my face. This is my casual smile:
And this is my orgasmic/last minute Iniesta winner/rape smile:
Do you think, maybe, our beloved overlord’s smile wasn’t – dare I say it – genuine?
