Sun Ra!

Inspired by this and this and the number 69. If you struggle with the tunes, I’ve tacked a really fascinating documentary to the bottom of the post. . . . → Read More: Sun Ra!

New Banner

I’ve decided that the title banner is shit. . . . → Read More: New Banner

Jazzanova!

I’ve got nothing to say. The sun is shining and it’s incredibly warm. Perfect Jazzanova weather.

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Hey! Paedophiles! Check this out!

Can you guess who got a scanner today? In all the time I’ve had a computer, I’ve never owned one. Expect the next few weeks of bloggery to consist of crudely drawn cocks and, well, that’s it. . . . → Read More: Hey! Paedophiles! Check this out!

Roy Ayers!

I first heard Roy Ayers on Gilles Peterson. It was the vibes that did it. I didn’t know it at the time but it turns out that the tone and frequency emitted from the instrument cause me to roll around on my back like a dog getting its belly rubbed. If I was any more of an egomaniac than I am, I might have thought that Roy Ayers made music according to my very own brain chemistry. . . . → Read More: Roy Ayers!

Billy Brit

I don’t know what to say. . . . → Read More: Billy Brit

Tito Puente!

When I buy records, I tend to buy in multiples of three. . . . → Read More: Tito Puente!

Dear Louise Minchin

Please would you put a photo of your tits somewhere on the internet. That way, the fucking weirdo using the search term ‘louise minchin tits’ won’t visit my site.

Thank you

Mr Daniel Blackett the First of Darlingtown

It’s been a month since I last had a drink

At no point in the past month have I: . . . → Read More: It’s been a month since I last had a drink

Smile!

I was just flicking through my feeds when I came across this picture of Gordon Brown smiling . . . → Read More: Smile!

What?

This is my blog. I pay for it. It is mine. Just because it's freely available on the internet and you can leave comments doesn't mean you can act like a cunt. You can swear as much as you like but if you abuse or threaten, I'll make Cerberus look like a fucking Andrex puppy - with three heads.