Sun 11

Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of balance.

You can get it on DVD for about six pence but fuck it. I have it on my website. Eat that, bitches.

Sat 10
Teens Used Skull As Bong
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Sonny J : Handsfree (If You Hold My Hand)

I just woke up, switched on Soccer AM and this was playing over the Championship goals. Those of you that pay attention to the Hit Parade are probably sick of hearing it but it’s new to me.

So there.

Fri 9
'Donnie Darko' sequel in the works

I liked Donnie Darko. I didn’t get the throbbing erection that most of my friends got for it but, if nohing else, I liked it. I’ve certainly used the word ‘anti-Christ’ a lot more since watching it.

It doesn’t need a sequel. It really doesn’t need a sequel.
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Ubuntu

After a lot of umm-ing and ahh-ing I’ve finally got round to installing Ubuntu on my desktop. I really wish I’d done it earlier. My PC has gone from creaking spastic to silky ninja in less than an hour.

If you’ve got a knackered old computer that you never use, Ubuntu it and squeeze a few more years out of it. Honestly, it’s fucking fantastic.
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Scientists warn Smith over cannabis reclassification

“Where there is a clear and serious problem, but doubt about the harm that will be caused, we must err on the side of caution and protect the public. I make no apology for that I am not prepared to ‘wait and see’.”

Looks like I’ll just have to smoke cigarettes, drink alcohol and eat junk food instead.

Oh right, yeah, they all kill you don’t they? Ban everything! I want to live forever.
Wed 7
Grand Theft Auto IV Hits Stores | The Onion

Play.com finally delivered my pre-ordered copy yesterday. That’s one week from the day it was released.

It’s totally worth it though. The best game ever made. Burn all the others. You’ll never play them again and they don’t deserve to share a shelf with it.
Tue 6
TalkSport sacks Whale over Boris comment And yet Jon Gaunt is still allowed on air.
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Mugabe replaces Eriksson at City Finally someone has pointed out that the scariest thing about Thaksin Shinawatra is not his meddling with footballing affairs but his questionable human rights record.
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Babies found in freezer of German family

“The discovery was made on Saturday when the woman’s son went to the freezer in the cellar of the family home in the town of Wenden, near Olpe, to fetch a pizza while his parents were out.”

This is what happens when you leave your frozen dead babies in with the pizzas.
Mon 5
Making An Impression
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Forks and spoons
Sun 4

Schnuffel Bunny - Snuggle Song

Or as I like to call it: the end of the world. Launch the nukes. Tear it all down and start again.

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“I promised them a hamper full of caviar and Viagra and I think it must have worked,
— Mental Mohamed Al Fayed after Fulham beat Birmingham 2-0