Get down, get down.

…penis

So Sissons is retiring. Now could be a good time to air his finest moment.

Failure to follow these highly sexual, hypertextual data tunnels will result in ignorance, impotence and a 69% reduction in excellence.

As you may already know, my quest for world domination is not going as planned. I’d expected to be Supreme Commander of Earth by now but, would you believe it, I’m not quite there yet.

In light of some sad news and some downright fucking horrifying news, I’d like to remind myself and some of you that life is sometimes so completely and utterly beautiful that you feel like your heart is going to burst inside your chest.

…but I never tell a lie. For I am not a boaster, but a positive toaster.
Here’s the greatest video of anything ever and ever, Amen.

Yippee!

A bit of an epic post this week. I’ve managed to get through nearly two weeks of stuff here. It should keep you occupied until home time.

Failure to follow these highly sexual, hypertextual data tunnels will result in ignorance, impotence and a 69% reduction in excellence.

Me, natch.